Saturday, 31 July 2021

From The Mind of Merc - Shakespeare's Failings

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about Shakespeare. 

I am a huge fan of Shakespeare and his works - his play on words is a joy and when you get a decent production of one of his shows it is an evening very well spent. He's also renowned or reputed for having famously created several words and phrases that we still use today. 

I was therefore rather surprised to find that he did not come up with the stories for his plays. While this might obvious for his histories, even his classic romantic tragedy, Romeo & Juliet, was basically a rip-off of an earlier work. In fact, every single one of his plays is based on another earlier work. I have compiled a basic list of these (barring subplots for the majority) to demonstrate where the credit for his plots, at least, should perhaps be directed. 

Title

Source

All's Well That Ends Well

Based on the tale of Giletta di Narbona from Boccaccio's The Decameron.

Antony and Cleopatra

Based on Thomas North's 1579 English translation of Plutarch's Lives.

As You Like It

Based on Thomas Lodge's Rosalynde, Euphues Golden Legacie, written 1586–87 and first published in 1590. This, in turn, is based upon "The Tale of Gamelyn".

The Comedy of Errors

Based on Menaechmi by Plautus.

Coriolanus

Based on the "Life of Coriolanus" in Thomas North's translation of Plutarch's The Lives of the Noble Grecians and Romans (1579).

Cymbeline 

Based on the story of the historical British king Cunobeline in the 1587 edition of Raphael Holinshed's Chronicles and The Rare Triumphs of Love and Fortune.

Edward III              

Based on Raphael Holinshed's Chronicles and Jean Froissart's Chronicles.

Hamlet

Based on the legend of Amleth retold by the 16th-century scholar François de Belleforest. May also have drawn on a (now lost) play known as the Ur-Hamlet.

Henry IV, Part 1

Based on the second edition (1587) of Raphael Holinshed's Chronicles & Edward Hall's The Union of the Two Illustrious Families of Lancaster and York.

Henry IV, Part 2

Based on the second edition (1587) of Raphael Holinshed's Chronicles & Edward Hall's The Union of the Two Illustrious Families of Lancaster and York. 

Henry V

Based on the second edition (1587) of Raphael Holinshed's Chronicles & Edward Hall's The Union of the Two Illustrious Families of Lancaster and York. An earlier play, the Famous Victories of Henry V is also believed to have been a model.

Henry VI, Part 1

Based on Edward Hall's The Union of the Two Noble and Illustre Families of Lancaster and York (1548) and the second edition (1587) of Raphael Holinshed's Chronicles of England, Scotland and Ireland.

Henry VI, Part 2

Based on Edward Hall's The Union of the Two Noble and Illustre Families of Lancaster and York (1548) and the second edition (1587) of Raphael Holinshed's Chronicles of England, Scotland and Ireland.

Henry VI, Part 3

Based on Edward Hall's The Union of the Two Noble and Illustre Families of Lancaster and York (1548) and the second edition (1587) of Raphael Holinshed's Chronicles of England, Scotland and Ireland. There are sufficient differences between Hall and Holinshed to establish that Shakespeare consulted both.

Henry VIII

Based on Raphael Holinshed's Chronicles.

Julius Caesar

Based on Thomas North's translation of Plutarch's Lives.

Shakespeare deviated from historical facts to curtail time.

King John

Based on the play The Troublesome Reign of King John (c.1589). Possibly also based on John Foxe's Acts and Monuments, Matthew Paris' Historia Maior, and the Latin Wakefield Chronicle.

King Lear

Based on the second edition (1587) of Raphael Holinshed’s Chronicles, Edmund Spenser's The Faerie Queene (which contains a character named Cordelia who also dies from hanging) and Philip Sidney's Countess of Pembroke's Arcadia which features a blind king and his two sons).

Love's Labour's Lost

Theoretically based on a now lost account of a diplomatic visit made to Henry of Navarre in 1578 by Catherine de Medici and her daughter, Henry's estranged wife, to discuss the future of Aquitaine.

Possibly based on the early plays of John Lyly, Robert Wilson's The Cobbler's Prophecy and Pierre de la Primaudaye's L'Academie française.

Macbeth

Based on the Daemonologie of King James detailing the famous North Berwick Witch Trials of 1590.

Also based on Holinshed's Chronicles or George Buchanan's Rerum Scoticarum Historia.

Measure for Measure 

Based on "The Story of Epitia" from Cinthio's Gli Hecatommithi and George Whetstone's 1578 Promos and Cassandra.

The Merchant of Venice 

Based on Il Pecorone by Giovanni Fiorentino and the forfeit of a merchant's deadly bond after standing surety for a friend's loan which was a common tale in England in the late 16th century. 

Elements of the trial scene are based on The Orator by Alexandre Sylvane and the story of the three caskets is based on Gesta Romanorum.

The Merry Wives of Windsor

Based on Il Pecorone, a collection of stories by Ser Giovanni Fiorentino included in William Painter's The Palace of Pleasure.

A Midsummer Night's Dream

Based on Ovid's Metamorphoses, Chaucer's "The Knight's Tale", Aristophanes' The Birds and Der Busant.

Much Ado About Nothing

Based on the Novelle ("Tales") by Matteo Bandello of Mantua and/or Orlando Furioso by Ludovico Ariosto. 

Stories of lovers deceived into believing each other false were common currency in northern Italy in the sixteenth century.

Othello

Based on Cinthio's tale "Un Capitano Moro" from Gli Hecatommithi (1565).

Pericles, Prince of Tyre  

Based on Confessio Amantis by John Gower and the Lawrence Twine prose version of The Pattern of Painful Adventures.

Richard II

Based on the second edition of Raphael Holinshed's Chronicles of England, Scotlande, and Irelande & Edward Hall's The Union of the Two Illustrious Families of Lancaster and York.

Richard III

Based on Holinshed's Chronicles, the writings of John RousPolydore Vergil and Thomas More.

Romeo and Juliet

Based on Arthur Brooke’s The Tragical History of Romeus and Juliet, a translation of Giulietta e Romeo originally created by Luigi da Porto - in turn inspired by Mariotto and Ganozza by Masuccio Salernitano.

The Taming of the Shrew

Based on tale 44 of Libro de los ejemplos del conde Lucanor y de Patronio by Don Juan Manuel, The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer and also oral tradition (the 'Shrew-taming Complex' in the Aarne–Thompson classification system).

Subplot based on Ludovico Ariosto's I Suppositi.

The Tempest 

Based on passages from "Naufragium" in Erasmus's Colloquia Familiaria, Peter Martyr's De orbo novo, William Strachey's A True Reportory of the Wracke and Redemption of Sir Thomas Gates, Knight

Timon of Athens 

Based on the twenty-eighth novella of William Painter's Palace of Pleasure, Plutarch's Lives, perhaps Lucian's Dialogues and a lost comedy on the subject of Timon.

Titus Andronicus

Based on Gesta Romanorum, Ovid's Metamorphoses,

Seneca's Thyestes, Livy's Ab urbe condita and Plutarch's Life of Coriolanus.

Troilus and Cressida 

Based on Chaucer's Troilus and Criseyde, John Lydgate's Troy Book and Caxton's translation of the Recuyell of the Historyes of Troye.

Twelfth Night

Based on the Italian production Gl'ingannati by the Accademia degli Intronati and "Of Apollonius and Silla", in Barnabe Riche's 1581 collection.

The Two Gentlemen of Verona

Based Los Siete Libros de la Diana by Jorge de Montemayor, Thomas Elyot's The Boke Named the Governour and John Lyly's Euphues, The Anatomy of Wit.

The Two Noble Kinsmen     

Based on "The Knight's Tale" from Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales.

The Winter's Tale  

Based on Robert Greene's Pandosto.

However, rather than be devastated by this news, I chose to view it from the positive and from that angle there are 2 very clear points to be seen:

1) It demonstrates the importance of not falling victim to hero worship (especially without all the facts).

2) It provides us with a chance to explore the sources that inspired the Bard. 

In the end, it could even be said, rather than diminishing him, to serve to make him even more relatable, more human, even more like us, which is, after all, one of his most enduring qualities and one believed to be one of the main reasons the prolific work of the son of Warwickshire glover is still perused, pored over and performed over 400 years after his death.

Friday, 30 July 2021

Born To Be Mild - !!!NEW!!!

Continuing my Tudor themed posts for this month, here's a Henrician take on a 1960s classic.

Born To Be Wild Born To Be Mild not by Steppenwolf 

Born in 1508
Not destined for greatness
Brother was ambitious
He saw a chance to impress

You know me as the third of six
The short lived queen of all England
Though I outdid all the others
Ending was not planned
 

Boleyn she had failed him
Found her so insolent
That is why he chose me
And soon up in the world I went

You know me as the third of six
The short lived queen of all England
Though I outdid all the others
Ending was not planned

Gave him his longed for child
I was born, born to be mild
I had climbed so high
Only to then die

Born to be mild
Born to be mild

Born in 1508
Not destined for greatness
Brother was ambitious
He saw a chance to impress

You know me as the third of six
The short lived queen of all England
Though I outdid all the others
Ending was not planned

Gave him his longed for child
I was born, born to be mild
I had climbed so high
Only to then die

Born to be mild
Born to be mild

Wednesday, 14 July 2021

Marriage No. 6 - !!!NEW!!!

I took a trip to Hampton Court Palace at the weekend. So naturally this month's posts will have a historical theme. Starting with...

Mambo No. 5 Marriage No. 6 not by Lou Bega 

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Marriage Number Six

One, two, three, four, five, six
Everybody at court knows how I get my kicks   
‘Cause I need a male child to succeed me
My wives have given me some daughters
But that really don't please me
Not hard but I’ve just got one
I’m not yet done - I still carry on

I like Bessie, and Mary, and all the ladies
‘Cause my only mission is to have a male baby
So what will it take? I beg and pray to the Lord
But it seems my prayers are ignored
Still gotta try, it’s all for my fam’ly line
I’ll get it right this time 

A little bit of Katherine a true queen
A little bit of Anne she was so keen
A little bit of Jane now with my son
A little bit of Anne she’s not the one
A little bit of Catherine such a jewel
A little bit of Katheryn she’s no fool
Although my road of love it’s been quite steep
I know now that this one she’ll be for keeps

Marriage Number Six 

Once you’ve been found to be queen you’re bound
Have a son, make me proud
Or your head’ll hit the ground
I don’t want fuss, I don’t want girls
If you win my heart I’ll change your world
To reach my goal I’ll do what it takes
Believe me when I say I don’t like mistakes

A little bit of Katherine a true queen
A little bit of Anne she was so keen
A little bit of Jane now with my son
A little bit of Anne she’s not the one
A little bit of Catherine such a jewel
A little bit of Katheryn she’s no fool
Although my road of love it’s been quite steep
I know now that this one she’ll be for keeps
 

This time, yeah this time
Marriage Number Six

A little bit of Katherine a true queen
A little bit of Anne she was so keen
A little bit of Jane now with my son
A little bit of Anne she’s not the one
A little bit of Catherine such a jewel
A little bit of Katheryn she’s no fool
Although my road of love it’s been quite steep
I know now that this one she’ll be for keeps

Know you want to fall in love with a king so cool
'Cause you can't run and you can't hide
You are now gonna be my bride
 

Marriage Number Six

Wednesday, 30 June 2021

From The Mind of Merc - The Cummings Conspiracy

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about the effect that Dominic Cummings still appears to have on UK politics.

What I mean by this is that, although he is longer a member of parliament it is still painfully evident that they continue to dance to whatever tune he cares to play.

Tbh, I really wouldn’t surprised to see him become PM in the future. To be clear, this is not something I want or would relish – it just seems to me that a man who holds as much sway in and over the UK government as he does and is capable of using that to his own ends must surely only have one destination in mind.

To explain what I mean about his clear and continuing influence, I present these 3 examples.

Example 1 – The Durham Debacle
He flagrantly and unapologetically broke the lockdown rules by driving to Durham with his family. What repercussions did he suffer for his lawbreaking? Absolutely none. Clear proof of the power he held as it Boris wouldn’t dare evict his loyal and experienced advisor.

Example 2 – Gone But For How Long?
Cummings’s enforced resignation coincided with a change in leadership in the USA. The new POTUS brought about a change in Boris and his strategies (particularly COVID) – a heavy suggestion both what Cummings’s influence had been and that it had (for now) been removed. 

Example 3 – Hancock’s H-exit
Last month Cummings emerged from the woodwork to take aim at Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, who was forced to resign after footage of an affair (which had to have been going on before this) subsequently surfaced – the government is still subject to Cummings’s machinations.

Clearly, Cummings is not finished messing with politics and, ultimately, I believe the main question is who will he take aim at next? And how long before the Tories to decide he’d be a good replacement for Boris? Remember: we do not need to elect him – he only needs his own party to choose him to be their leader. And when there’s little to no effective opposition within his own or from other parties…

Tuesday, 29 June 2021

Glitter Bomb - !!!NEW!!!

I recently found this brilliant video on Youtube which inspired me to pen the following parody. 

Cherry Bomb Glitter Bomb not by The Runaways
You’re not at home, the mail is here
Someone thinks "The coast is clear"
On the step it’s just sitting there
Finders keepers is only fair
 

Not so fast you, your time is done
It’s a gl-gl-gl-glitter bomb
Hello thief the fun’s begun
It’s a gl-gl-gl-glitter bomb

Theft is wrong and it’s not yours
And because you stole from someone’s closed doors
Bad times now coming your way
So next time you think that it is ok

Not so fast you, your time is done
It’s a gl-gl-gl-glitter bomb
Hello thief the fun’s begun
It’s a gl-gl-gl-glitter bomb

Not so fast you, your time is done
It’s a gl-gl-gl-glitter bomb
Hello thief the fun’s begun
It’s a gl-gl-gl-glitter bomb

Grab the box, run a mile
Soon put an end to your wide smile
When you open up that parcel
You will soon find you have unleashed hell

Not so fast you, your time is done
It’s a gl-gl-gl-glitter bomb
Hello thief the fun’s begun
It’s a gl-gl-gl-glitter bomb

Glitter bomb
Glitter bomb
Glitter bomb
Glitter bomb
Glitter Bomb

Sunday, 27 June 2021

Anne Boleyn - !!!NEW!!!

I'm not going to comment on the furore surrounding the casting of Jodie Turner-Smith to play Anne Boleyn. Instead I'm going to post this new parody song using an Adam and the Ants classic.

Prince Charming Anne Boleyn not by Adam and the Ants
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her

Anne Boleyn
Anne Boleyn
He wants her and she will make him prove it
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her

Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She will be queen and will accept no other
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She will be queen and will accept no other

Anne Boleyn
Anne Boleyn
He wants her and she will make him prove it
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her

Now or never, hell for leather
Waited so long – but now for how much longer
Now or never, hell for leather
Waited so long – but now for how much longer

Anne Boleyn
Anne Boleyn
He wants her and she will make him prove it
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her

Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her

Anne Boleyn
Anne Boleyn
He wants her and she will make him prove it
Anne Boleyn
Anne Boleyn
He wants her and she will make him prove it

Tuesday, 1 June 2021

From The Mind of Merc - The NHS (Part 1)

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about the NHS.

My Facebook profile picture currently features (and has done for a long time) a border with the tagline ‘Thank You NHS’. This is something I feel passionately about – after all, were it not for the NHS, the Coronavirus fallout would have been considerably higher, millions would be in debt and we could even (shock, horror) have lost our Prime Minister! Consequently, in addition to a myriad of other reasons*, I believe it deserves saving. However, probably like a lot of people, I am unsure of what I can do to help so I thought I’d compile a list of some of the ways I’ve found that individuals can help support (and hopefully save) the NHS.

(To be clear, I’m not going down the route of how the government is failing the NHS and what they can do to help it as that is a huge and very complicated post. I started going down that rabbit hole and it took me a while to come out. Although I may look into it in a future post.)

So what are some simple yet effective ways that we as individuals can help save the NHS?

1)   Stay up-to-date and informed – not just to what the proven and demonstrable liars that are our government say but what the facts and figures say.

2)   Speak up – not happy with what’s going on? Say something about it. Use writetothem.com to find your local MP and tell them what’s happening is not acceptable.

3)   Join a campaign – you are not alone – find others who also feel the same way you do and add your voice to theirs.

4)   Stay healthy – while poor health isn’t always avoidable, if you do what you can to minimise your health risks, you are massively helping the NHS.

5)   Don’t abuse the system – only go to the A&E if you need to go to A&E. If you’re not sure, use this handy chart. Misuse of the services costs millions every year.

Conversely, if you do need the NHS, do not be discouraged or avoid using it – that’s what it’s there for.

6)   Don’t miss appointments or cancel at short notice – this also costs the NHS money, which could have been spent elsewhere if you weren’t going to use it.

7)   Show you care – the NHS has its own charity to which you can donate to show your support and appreciation for their tireless devotion to duty.

8)   Also, obviously, don’t be abusive - NHS staff devote their lives to helping others. Directing your anger or frustration towards them is not acceptable behaviour.

9)   Volunteer – you can support the NHS physically through any one of their many volunteering initiatives 

You might think that some or even all of these are a lot of effort but:

a)      It’s a lot less than the effort the NHS workers put in to keep us alive

b)      It’s be a lot more effort in the long-term in you don’t

Also, these are important as the actions we take, aside from their main aim of saving the NHS, they demonstrate undeniably to the powers that be that you believe the NHS deserves saving.

 

*Before the NHS was instigated in 1948 following a doggedly determined campaign headed by the late, great Aneurin Bevan (and which was vehemently opposed by the Tories), people unable to afford to pay for a doctor (which accounted for the majority of the working class) would not have access to medical support and supplies. This very nearly led to my not being here as my grandmother contracted diphtheria at the age of 6 and it was only due to a fortunate coincidence that this was spotted, correctly diagnosed and treated. However, it could so easily have had the opposite outcome.